TRAG
Trag holds the rank of Seeker, Twelfth Class - the lowliest rank in the Zarkon Armada (beneath even that of a ship's cook) but he really couldn't care less. An unmotivated slacker, Trag devotes all of his time and energy into devising increasingly elaborate ways to avoid doing any actual work. He has absolutely no respect for his superiors and doesn't care at all what others think of him. He's also a mischievous and manipulative troublemaker, taking delight in coercing others - such as his best friend Grog - to do things they would otherwise never do. Trag's role on the mission is to study human culture and observe their routine activities, which he does by lounging around watching intercepted TV broadcasts all day. This has led to a severely warped perception of what passes for normal on Earth. Aside from shirking his duties, the only other activity that Trag will put any amount of effort into is his ongoing quest to meet "freaky alien chicks". That was, after all, his primary reason for signing up for the Earth expedition, the other being that Grog was going and he would have been bored without someone to torment.